User blog:Inferno Pendragon/Never Eat Canned Pasta

..seriously.. I thought to myself "hey, I eat canned food all the time, what's the worst that could happen?".

my stomach imploded..

well not literally (go figure, since I'm alive and all) but by god it felt like it.

in short don't be stupid like me and check what the hell you eat BEFORE it poisons you..