Just an Ordinary Battle

Jeniyus was playing on her gamecube when, suddenly, her watch began to blink. She looked at it, and it displayed the text: "Metrinos theft upcoming." She groaned. "Metrinos..."

She pressed the teleportation button, and she was transported to a large, open field near a beautiful river, clad in her superhero costume. The sun was out, and it was quite warm. She looked around and saw a small, metal hatch in the ground, and realized that it must be a specialized security vault for someone in the top one percent. She had seen them a few times before; they were always located in strange areas.

"Hmm...this is weird," she thought. "Did I get here before Metrinos?"

Then, as if summoned by her thoughts, Metrinos stepped out from behind a nearby tree, and smiled at Jeniyus with a very surprised countenance. He walked over to her. "Jeniyus! Wasn't expecting you'd be here so soon. Isn't the scenery amazing?"

Thrown off by his admiration of the scenery, Jeniyus stumbled with her words. "Uh...well, yeah, it's very beautiful. But, anyway, I know you're here for the-"

"Oooh! Jeniyus, look! A deer!" Metrinos declared as he turned and pointed at a small deer drinking out of the river. He turned back to Jeniyus, pulled out an old-fashioned camera from behind his cape, and hastily shoved it into Jeniyus's hands. "Get a picture of me with the deer!" He began to run off towards the deer.

"Damn it," Jeniyus sighed.