User blog comment:Deathwalker 13000/...what?/@comment-2059440-20120121024543/@comment-1705775-20120121030450

I'm pretty sure Mario does whatever the heck he wants - in one game he's a Doctor, in the next he's a Royal Escort and in the next he somehow gets faster than Sonic.. I think Mario Games are just massive acid trips and he's actually sitting at home doing the Mario Dance.