Chairman

The Chairman is the founder and benevolent dictator of Corporation X, it is the goal of Corporation X to spread the beliefs of our eternal master across the multiverse and through his glory we have already achieved conquest of 500 universes.

The Chairman was once an ordinary human but has long since been liberated from such restraints, how or why The Chairman ascended is unknown but in the end such questions are pointless as The Chairman is now an all-powerful and all-seeing force who will provide us with all the resources a growing empire needs to succeed.

Of course with all great things comes a great responsibility and all high-ranking officers in Corporation X are expected to pay respects to The Chairman before being accepted into positions of trust within the company - those who do not pay such respect are terminated from our program and erased so as to be replaced with more respectable (and obedient) followers.

In addition to this whenever a senior officer is due to retire from Corporation X they are given the honor of being invited to The Chairman's office where their life-forces are consumed in order to ensure that even in retirement dedicated officers can continue to serve the company.

Due to this special retirement plan all officers are exempt from the future Brain In A Jar scheme, which is strictly for consumers - as is the will of The Chairman.