Talk:The Last Crusade/@comment-1070010-20120323194125

Random Divinity: "Hi, how's your day? Nothing's really going on lately, except that an ancient darkness threatens to destroy all you hold dear- so you are going to grab a party of reluctant heroes and fight though Hell itself and save the universe! Good luck!"

 Confused Mortal: Wha- Wait- THE HELL?!

...haven't you noticed how all those divinities just seem to love doing that to us poor mortals? And we don't even get to keep the uber-badass weapons after the quest is over!