Agent X

Agent X is one Coporation X's many trusted employees and the current holder of the prized Exploitation Department - it is the job of Agent X to turn any disaster into opportunity and also to ensure said disasters occur in the first place, for while peace may be good of security war is good for business.

We at Corporation X are a responsible business however and Agent X is under strict orders to ensure protection to our clients and their business - provided they pay a small fee to Corporation X as a token of "good will", in return we promise not to start any gang-wars, weapon testing or terrorist activities within the immediate area of your business or loved ones.

Be aware Agent X and Corporation X in general are without blame for any injuries you may of obtained as a result of the Exploitation Department's work - however should you lose a loved one, a family pet and/or home you are entitled to a free coupon for use at any of our Shop X stores across the Multiverse (be aware this only applies to regular customers, refusal to frequent Corporation X stores will make your coupon somewhat useless and new customers are not entitled to anything should they be involved in an Exploitation Department related event - so hurry and apply to be part of the Corporation X family today and see our amazing offers!).